Hi everyone. This is my best friend (Sorry Kooka, Arenja, Mehetsah, Hlemyah, and everyone else). She used to be my brother’s best friend but my brother moved away and left her alone, so I wanted to make things right. Best thing about her is, she does everything I say. Except when she’s out of gas. She did break down a couple of times but she eventually comes back to her 4 senses.
Her name is…. Dirty. It’s because when I go out I would normally say “Let’s go out on a Dirty ride†or “We be riding Dirtyâ€. So it seemed logical to call her that. She also is dirty most of the time. Anyway so now my brother is not happy because I’ve been bossing her wherever I go.
Sometimes when it rains, I can’t see. Because the windshield wipers don’t work. But that’s okay, It’s probably because she needs glasses.
Whenever she breaks down due to lack of sufficient battery, I play the song “As Long As You Love Me†by Justin Biever. I feel it’s fitting for the moment. Oh I made a typo on Justin’s surname? I’m sorry Beliebers.
Just to be clear this is not a shout out for Justin, this is for Dirty when she’s not riding dirty. Although I’m sure Justin would love to have one out from me.
Any ideas who should be my next best friend? This one is getting a little faulty. Tweet me at @Sindiya23 and I will respond. I really will. Don’t believe the rumors.
My best friend and I equals to Tough love, bro.
Until next time,
Ciao.
